My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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