I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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