doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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