you traded sex for a burrito?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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