Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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