yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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