Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
