It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This baby is an asshole
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i am craving dick and cupcakes
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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