i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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