I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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