it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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