I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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