Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
