butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I had to cum in my sink.
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