Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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