Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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