12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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