I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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