its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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