hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Randomize
