I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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