I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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