Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Send help, water and tortillas.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
