Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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