After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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