I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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