It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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