Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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