if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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