Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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