Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
