A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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