I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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