I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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