Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
