I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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