How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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