I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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