I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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