maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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