we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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