yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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