omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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