well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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