You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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