Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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