never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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