she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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