Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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