Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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