Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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