some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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